This guy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender is off by the sink
 washing some glass just minding his own business. The man at the bar reaches
 into his left pant pocket and pulls out this little 3 inch stool and sets it
 on the bar. The bartender looks at the man and asks himself, "What is he
 doing?" The man at the bar then reaches into his backpack and pulls out a tiny
 grand piano that matches the small stool and sets it on the bar. The bartender
 scratches his head and still he then reaches into his coat pocket and removes
 a 12 inch man. The bartender says, "What the hell," and then the 12 inch man
 sits down at the piano and starts playing this beautiful music. The bartender
 can't believe his ears so he decides to go over to the man at the bar to ask
 him where he got this amazing gag.

 "Hey, where did you get this little man and this piano?" said the bartender.
 The man at the bar slowly reaches into his backpack again and pulls out a
 lantern. He sits down on the bar and says, "I wished for it," in a very flat
 tone.

 The bartender asks excitedly, "You mean that all you did to get this great gag
 was wish for it using this lantern?" The man at the bar answered yes in that
 same flat tone. Then the bartender had an idea. He could use the lantern and
 wish for whatever he wanted. So he asked the man at the bar if he could make a
 wish.

 The man said, "If you want to make a wish, go ahead but be very careful when
 you state your wish. You see the genie is hard of hearing so you must wish
 real loud and in a clear voice."

 Without saying thank you to the man, the bartender grabs the lantern and makes
 his wish. Poof! All of a sudden there was a million ducks flying around in the
 bar. The bartender yells out, "I didn't ask for a million ducks! I wished for
 a million bucks!"

 The man at the bar then said in the same flat toned voice, "Yeah, I know. What
 do you think that I wished for, a 12 inch pianist?"