VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES

      The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia
      ---> U. Gogh

      The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white
      ---> Hue Gogh

      The real obnoxious brother
      ---> Please Gogh

      The brother who ate prunes
      ---> Gotta Gogh

      The uncle who worked at a convenience store
      ---> Stop N. Gogh

      His dizzy aunt
      ---> Verti Gogh

      His domineering aunt
      ---> Vira Gogh

      The cousin who moved to Illinois
      ---> Chica Gogh

      His magician uncle
      ---> Wherediddy Gogh

      The cousin who lived in Mexico
      ---> Amee Gogh

      He also had a Filipino relative
      ---> Grin Gogh

      The nephew that drove a stage coach
      ---> Wells Far Gogh

      The uncle who was constipated
      ---> Cant Gogh

      The aunt who loved ballroom dancing
      ---> Tan Gogh

      His ornithologist uncle
      ---> Flamin Gogh

      His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyist
      ---> E. Gogh

      His cousin who loved tropical fruits
      ---> Mang Gogh

      And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking
      ---> Whey Too Gogh

      His bouncy young nephew
      ---> Poe Gogh

      His Disco-loving sister
      ---> Go Gogh

      His Italian uncle
      ---> Day Gogh

      And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van
      ---> Winnie Bay Gogh