The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists

15> Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel

14> The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef Tenderloins"
    and "Chicken Breast"

13> Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes. Oh, what the heck, birthdays, too!

12> Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite right about that
    man."

11> McDonald's, because "They're Irish."

10> "Poblec Skools"

 9> No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned venues

 8> Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't matter

 7> Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-down pig in
    their cartoons

 6> Ben-Gay Ointment

 5> Marvin Gaye records

 4> The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit

 3> Mentos? The *Devil's* candy!

 2> Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in public

 And the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists...

 1> The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an assho - Uh, a
    wretched sinner