So this guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and his friend's wife answers. "Hi. Is Tony home?" Tony's wife replies, "No, he went to the store." So the friend introduces himself as Tony's friend, Chris, and asks if he can come in and wait for Tony's return. Tony's wife invites him in. They sit down and Chris says, "You know, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Tony's wife thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell, a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and hands her the hundred bucks. He sits there for a while longer and Tony has still not returned. Chris looks at Tony's wife and says, "Your breast was so beautiful I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see both of them together." Tony's wife thinks about this and says what the hell and opens her robe exposing her breasts for a nice long look. Chris thanks her and gives her the hundred bucks, and stands up explaining that he can no longer wait for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home from the store and his wife says, "Your weird friend Chris stopped by while you were gone." Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"