A man walks into a bar and he asks the bartender, "Do you know someone that can
show me a good time?" The bartender nods and points the man to a door. The man
says thanks and walks through the door and sees a woman. He asks, "Can you show
me a good time?" "Yes," she answers, "I'll give you a hand job for $300."
"$300? Isn't that a lot for a hand job?"

"You see those fancy cars in the parking lot?" He nods. "Those are all mine
from the hand jobs I have given." The man hands her $300 and she gives him the
best hand job he's ever had. "Wow, you are good. Can we get together tomorrow?"
"Sure," she answers. The next day they meet in the same room and she says,
"I'll suck your dick for $700." "$700? Isn't that a lot for a blow job?"

"You see all those boats in the harbor?" He nods again. "They're all mine from
all of the blow jobs I have given." He gives in again and hands her $700. She
gives him the best blow job he's ever gotten. "Wow! That was fantastic. Let's
get together tomorrow." "Okay," she answers. The next day he says, "You give
good hand jobs and blow jobs. But I want some pussy already. How much does it
cost?"

She answers, "Well, you see all of those mansions over there?" and she points
out the window. "Those would all be mine if I had a pussy!"