REJECTED STATE MOTTOS

FLORIDA:
The Gunshine State

ALABAMA:
Literacy Ain't Everything

ARKANSAS:
At Least We're not Oklahoma

ILLINOIS:
Gateway to Iowa

KENTUCKY:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

MAINE:
For Sale

MONTANA:
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else

NEW JERSEY:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

NEW MEXICO:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

NORTH CAROLINA:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

OHIO:
Don't Judge us by Cleveland

PENNSYLVANIA:
Cook with Coal

SOUTH DAKOTA:
Closer than North Dakota

TENNESSEE:
The Educashun State

TEXAS:
Si Hablo Ingles

UTAH:
Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus

CALIFORNIA:
The Granola State
  -or-
Nobody's actually from here.

KANSAS:
Hayfever capital of the Midwest.

COLORADO:
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here.

NEBRASKA:
More corn than Kansas.

MISSOURI:
Gateway to Kansas.

LOUISIANA:
Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you.

NEVADA:
More Weirdos than Alaska (Warmer, Too).

MICHIGAN:
Land of the free, home of the Buick.

ARIZONA:
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds.

FLORIDA:
Elephant Gravyard; where the old Republicans go to die.

MINNESOTA:
Not Sweden, but we try to act like it.

WISCONSIN:
Land of funny accents.

IDAHO:
Nothing here.

OREGON:
As pretty as California but not as weird.