C - You shoot yourself in the foot.
 
 Assembly - You crash the OS and overwrite the root disk.  The system
 administrator arrives and shoots you in the foot.  After a moment of
 contemplation, the administrator shoots himself in the foot and then hops
 around the room wildly shooting at everyone in sight.
 
 C++ - You accidently create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all
 in the foot.  Providing emergency medical care is impossible, because you
 can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and
 saying, "That's me, over there."
 
 Ada - If you are dumb enough to actually use this language, the U.S.
 Department of Defense will kidnap you, stand you up in front of a firing squad
 and tell the soldiers to shoot at your feet.
 
 Modula/2 - After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this
 language, you shoot yourself in the head.
 
 sh, csh, etc. - You can't remember the syntax for anything, so you spend 5
 hours reading the manual before giving up.  You then shoot the computer and
 switch to C.
 
 Visual Basic - You spend so much time playing with the graphics and windowing
 system that your boss shoots you in the foot, takes away your workstation, and
 makes you develop in COBOL on a 3270 terminal.
 
 APL - You hear a quiet gunshot, and there's a hole in your terminal, but you
 don't remember enough linear algebra to understand what happened.