This young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When
they got back from the honeymoon, she immediately called her mother, who lived
a couple of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mom, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mother," she
replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic. We had a terrific time!
But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language.
Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible 4-letter words. You've got to
come get me and take me home... PLEASE, MOTHER!"
And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.
"But, honey," the mother countered, "WHAT 4-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter. "They're too awful! COME GET ME,
PLEASE!"
"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell mother the 4-letter
words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother... words like DUST... WASH...
IRON... COOK..."
"HEAVENS!" shouted the mother. "I'll be there to pick you up in two hours. Pack
your bags!"