Justification for Automotive Assassination

 1. People who seem to think that since their car has brakes, naturally, you
    will not mind slamming on yours to let them get back on the highway after
    they've pulled over.

 2. People who think they can conquer the practice of time management by
    reading the paper, eating, shaving, or putting on makeup in their car in
    the morning.

 3. Those considerate individuals who think that only the first set of pumps at
    the gas station work. PULL UP TO THE NEXT ONE, MORON!!!

 4. These are the same people that stay at that first pump, then pay with a
    credit card inside.

 5. Doesn't it suck that the different colored shirts that bicyclists wear
    don't designate the amount of points you get if you hit one?

 6. People who think that slowing down or stopping for an ambulance, cop car or
    fire truck that is on the OTHER side of the concrete median, will help
    those vehicles get to their destinations faster need to be slapped silly.

 7. Those morons at the public works offices that schedule road work during
    rush hour. Thanks!

 8. People who are color blind, and think that Yield signs are green and say
    "Speed Up."

 9. Idiots who think the only difference between a "Yield" sign and a "Stop"
    sign is geometric.

 10. People who are taking it upon themselves to dispel the myth of rude
     drivers by letting every car on the road merge during rush hour traffic.