Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.  St. Peter tells
 them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
 St. Peter asks the first blonde, "WHAT IS EASTER?"  The blonde replies, "Oh,
 that's easy; it's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats
 turkey, and are thankful..."  "WRONG," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask
 the second blonde.  The second blonde replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in
 December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the...
 the birth of... of Jesus."  St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his
 head in disgust, looks at the third blonde and asks, "WHAT IS EASTER?"  The
 third blonde smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye, "I know what Easter is.
 Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of
 Passover.  Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus
 was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples.  The
 Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a
 crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross.  He was buried in a nearby cave
 which was sealed off by a large boulder.  Every year the boulder is moved
 aside so that Jesus can come out, and if he sees his shadow there will be six
 more weeks of winter."