Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night
trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to
the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it
off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press
it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up 2 shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each
glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well when I
see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a
powder, and add it to my coffee each morning to get a good buzz going for the
rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third
mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for
this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."