TOP TEN REASONS OREOS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

 10. They don't scream if you twist them too hard.
  9. They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed.
  8. They are always good.
  7. They go away when you want them to.
  6. Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.
  5. Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one.
  4. It's always fun to swallow.
  3. They never talk.
  2. When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean.
  1. The creamy white stuff tastes good.