First, there were :) smiley emoticons.
 Then there were (_)(_) butt emoticons.
 Now, there are (.)(.) emoti-boobies!

   (.)(.)                  Boobies

   ( . )( . )              Bigger Boobies

   ( O )( O )              Pamela Anderson-Lee boobies

   (,)(,)                  Boobies with pierced nipples

     . .                   Very Little Boobies

   ( * )( * )              Implanted Boobies (very pert)

   (   ) (   )             Nursing Mom boobies
    (.)   (.)

   (^)(^)                  Madonna Boobies

   -<.><.>-                Teeny Bikini Boobies

   --(.)(.)--              Regular Bikini Boobies

   ---( . )-( . )---       Mondo Bikini Boobies

    x x                    No boobies

   (/)(/)                  Feminist Boobies

   ()()                    Wonderbra Boobies