Backup         - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods 
Bar Code       - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern 
Bug            - The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte           - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro 
Cache          - Needed when you run out of food stamps
Chip           - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in 
Terminal       - Time to call the undertaker
Crash          - When you go to Junior's party uninvited 
Digital        - The art of counting on your fingers 
Diskette       - Female Disco dancer
Fax            - What you lie about to the IRS
Hacker         - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking 
Hardcopy       - Picture looked at when selecting tatoos 
Internet       - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair 
Keyboard       - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere 
Mac            - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
Megahertz      - How your head feels after 17 beers 
Modem          - What ya do when the grass gets too high 
Mouse Pad      - Where Mickey and Minnie live
Network        - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line 
Online         - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM            - Where the pope lives
Screen         - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch 
Serial Port    - A red wine you drink with breakfast 
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year 
SCSI           - What you call your week-old underwear