E Pluribus Modem File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Does fuzzy logic tickle? 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~" Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Read my chips: No new upgrades! Hit any user to continue... 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push! I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! Will the information superhighway have any rest stops? Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer? If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming be the process of putting them in. Programmers don't die. They just GOSUB without RETURN. Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects. Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.