(__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
           (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
    /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\

    Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
      on grass         on cow

           (__)
           (oo)                       U
    /-------\/                    /---V
   / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  *  ||----||
     ~~    ~~

  Cow at 1 meter          Cow at 100 meters         Cow at 10,000 meters

           (__)                     (__)                     (__)
           (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
    /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
   / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
  *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
     ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

  Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
  Arriving at MIT     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"

           (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
           (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
    /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
   / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
  *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
     ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (~~)

  American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow

           (__)                     (__)                     (__)
           (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
    /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
   / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
  *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
     ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

  Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                        psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms

                                           /\                  __
                                          /  \                 ||
               (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
               SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
        /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
       / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
      *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
         ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~

      This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
    to George Washington       this cow                   cow

                                                   (__)
           *        (__)                           (oo)
            \       (oo)                     /------\/
             \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
              | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
              ||----||                    *  ||----||
              ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~

       Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
         to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

                    (___)               (__)      (__)
                    ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
             /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
            / |     ||V                   |        |
           *  ||----||                    ||------||
              ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~

    The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle

               (__)                   (__)
               [##]                   (@o)
        /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
       / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
      *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
         ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~

   This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
    to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman

                  (____)             (____)                           (____)
                  (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
       /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
      / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
     /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
    *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
        /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~

   This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
    to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                          legs or eight

                 O__O                             \_|_/
                 (oo)                             (oo)
          /-------\/                       /-------\/
         / |     ||                       / |     ||
        *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
           ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~

      Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

                          (__)
                  ~~      (oo)
              ~~~~ /-------\/
           ~~~~~  / |     ||
         ~~~~~   *  ||----||
      ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====
  ~~~~~~~/
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu

                 )\               (__)
                /  \              (oo)
          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

             Cow swimming at Amityville
  (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)

            *
             \
              \
              |\
            \ | \ (__)
            \\|| \(oo)
             \||\ \\/
              ~~ \||
               \\ ||
                \\||
                 \||
                  ~~
                   \\_
                    \_

     Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen

  One more for you...

                \ (__)
                \\(oo)
           /-----\\\/
          / |    (##)
         *  ||----||"
            ~~    ~~

      This cow plays bagpipes