A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup. After the exam, the doctor pulled the woman aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: 1) Each morning, fix him a big, healthy breakfast with whatever he wants. Don't talk to him while he reads the newspaper, and send him off to work with a kiss on the cheek. 2) When he comes home from lunch, fix him a warm, nutritious meal and send him back to work in a good frame of mind. 3) At dinner, fix him hot healthy meals, and don't burden him with household concerns or what troubled you during the day. 4) Have sex with him several nights per week. Be a tender, generous, agreeable lover, pretend you are on another honeymoon, and submit to his every whim." When they were going home, husband asked, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," the wife replied.