A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married. Before getting
 there, the girl says to the guy that she has a confession to make; the reason
 that they have not been intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the
 guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy thought about
 it for a while and said he does not mind she is flat because sex is not the
 most important thing in a marriage.

 Several miles down the road, the guy turns to the girl and says that he also
 wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist, he's built just
 like a baby. If the girl wanted to cancel the wedding, it is okay with him.
 The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, because
 she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a
 marriage.

 They were happy that they were so honest with each other and continue to Las
 Vegas where they were married. In their motel on the wedding night, the girl
 took off her clothes. Sure enough, she is as flat as a washboard. Then,
 finally, the guy takes off his clothes. After one glance at the guy's naked
 body, the girl fainted dead away and fell to the floor.

 After she regained her senses, the guy asked, "What's the matter? I told you
 before we got married. Why did you faint?"

 The girl replied, "You told me it was just like a baby."

 The guy responded, "Yes, that's right: 8 pounds and 21 inches!"