A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: ---------------------------- | Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 | | Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 | | Hand Job: $10.00 | ---------------------------- Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your fucking hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"