vertically challenged -- short horizontally gifted -- fat horizontally challenged -- thin chronologically gifted -- old intellectually impaired -- stupid living impaired -- dead romantically challenged -- not with somebody at the moment morally (/ethically) challenged -- a crook morally handicapped -- someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone differently-brained -- stupid folically independent -- bald one who is PC -- target practice musically delayed -- tone deaf genetically discriminating -- racist codependent -- finger-pointer in recovery -- drunk/junkie in denial -- unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened constructivist feminist psychotherapy -- psychobabble economically disadvantaged -- welfare bum target equity group -- vocal minority sanitation engineer -- garbage man certified astrological consultant -- crackpot certified crystal therapist -- crackpot certified past-life regression hypnotist -- crackpot ontologically challenged -- fictional or mythological the absolute root of all evil known in the multidimensional people of height -- too tall gravitationally challenged -- fat other aged -- too old/young (dual purpose) environmentally correct human -- dead Nitpicklike -- humor challenged motivationally challenged -- lazy outdoor urban dwellers -- homeless monetarily challenged -- poor facially challenged -- ugly visually challenged -- blind nasally gifted -- runny nose verbally challenged -- mute, dumb erectionally challenged -- impotent maintenance hole -- man-hole socially challenged -- geek, nerd, whatever... Cyclically challenged -- having PMS Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged -- white trash racially challenged -- butt-white American rhythmically challenged -- white boy financially inept -- poor osmotically challenged -- Thirsty Microslothicly Challenged -- Windows user aquatically challenged -- drowning male gender biased -- prefers men who shave their chests female gender biased -- prefers women who shave their legs follower of Jimmy Swaggert -- lost nasally disadvantaged -- really BIG nose nasally gifted -- large nose suffering from a sex addiction (female) -- slut suffering from a sex addiction (male) -- stud grammatically challenged -- one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling differently organized -- messy energy-efficient -- off creatively re-dyed -- stained petroleum transfer technician -- gas station attendent spacially perplexed -- drunk amphibian American -- frog persons of large stature -- NY Giants bovine control officers -- Dallas Cowboys residentially flexible -- homeless fecally plenary - full of crap uniquely coordinated -- clumsy sexually focused chronologically gifted individual -- dirty old man uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path -- loser sex care provider -- prostitute metabolicaly challenged -- dead biologically challenged -- dead person of region -- redneck rustically inclined -- redneck persons living with entropy -- dead mechanically challenged -- broken down automobile factually unencumbered -- ignorant