A Texan, a Californian and a Washingtonian were camping in the woods. They are
 all sitting by the campfire after dinner. The Texan pulls out a bottle of
 Yukon Jack, took a swig, threw the bottle in the air and shot it to pieces
 with a double barrel shotgun.
 
 His companions were staring at him and the Washintonian asked, "Why didn't you
 at least finish the bottle?"
 
 The Texan replied, "It's OK. We've got plenty of Yukon Jack where I come
 from."
 
 The Californian then pulled the cork from a bottle of cabernet, took a sip,
 then threw the bottle in the air, shooting it with a .38 special. He grinned
 and said, "That's OK. We've got plenty more wine in California."
 
 The Washingtonian then pulled out a bottle of Micro-Brewery Ale. He drank it
 all down, tossed the empty bottle in the air, pulled out a pistol, shot the
 Californian and caught the bottle.
 
 He looked across to the Texan and said, "It's OK. We've got plenty of
 Californians in Washington, but I have to recycle the bottle."