It all really just boils down to this: ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS ------------------------------------------------------------- criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift | chance | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------- the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift | | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------- endangered | give them protection | Give them the swift species | | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------- dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift | | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------- the uninsured | Give them some | Give them the swift | health care | sword of death ------------------------------------------------------------- the cost | $9,000,000,000, | $29.95 | 000,000,000 | (cost of one sword) -------------------------------------------------------------