The Top 11 Reasons Engineers Make Better Husbands
by Kathi Hunter

11. Engineers require very little mirror time (unlike the marketing guy I used
    to date).

10. You never have to worry about shopping for birthdays or Christmas - a
    Computer Literacy gift certificate will do just fine.

9.  No need to buy expensive work clothes - a couple pairs of jeans and Dockers
    will carry you for about two years.

8.  I was the first woman on the block to have my own e-mail address.

7.  My shopping list has been on a spreadsheet for about three years now.

6.  Engineers never go carousing at bars - just Fry's Electronics.

5.  Engineers actually know how to program VCR's.

4.  The biggest argument at our house: Mac vs. PC.

3.  There's always someone around to explain Dilbert to me.

2.  My own Web site. 'Nuff said.

1.  He would never divorce me - California is a community property state and I
    would get half his software.