THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY THE CHP (California Highway Patrol)

The person in question, a woman in a Porsche as it happens, was pulled over for
speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up
to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell
me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball." He replied, "No, Highway
Patrolmen don't have Balls." There followed a moment of silence while she
smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his
motorcycle and left.