A Woman on her deathbed felt a need to confess to her husband regarding a
 secret she had withheld from him for many years and instructed him to look
 under their bed and open the wooden box he found.
 
 He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found, so he asked his wife
 what the eggs were for.
 
 "Oh, those," she replied. "Every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the
 box."
 
 Not bad, the husband thought to himself after 35 years of marriage, then he
 asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
 
 "Oh, that," she replied. "Every time I got a dozen I sold them."