100 reasons why it's great to be a girl:

 1. Free dinners.
 2. Free lunches.
 3. Free brunches.
 4. Free movies (you get the point).
 5. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
 6. You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact.
 7. You know the truth about whether size matters .
 8. Speeding ticket? What's that?
 9. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
 10. You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt watching sports.
 11. You don't have to try to laugh louder, deeper and harder than your
     buddies.
 12. If you never have a son, it's okay.
 13. If you do have a son, and he's a lousy athlete, it's still okay.
 14. If YOU'RE a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a
     human being.
 15. A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
 16. In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder
     strategically positioned.
 17. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, it doesn't
     mean you're the devil.
 18. You don't have to count how many people you've slept with.
 19. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
 20. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
 21. If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.
 22. You can sleep your way to the top .
 23. You can sue for sexual harrassment.
 24. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
 25. If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.
 26. If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.
 27. Same with tanning beds.
 28. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
 29. You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group
     shower.
 30. You can get free stuff just by smiling sweetly.
 31. If you're pregnant, YOU get to decide what to do about it.
 32. Brad Pitt.
 33. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
 34. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being
     emotionally neglected.
 35. You never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
 36. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
 37. When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
 38. If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you
     don't have to break up with them.
 39. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to
     break up with them.
 40. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest drug/beauty-aid store.
 41. If you don't shave, no one will know.
 42. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
 43. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
 44. You don't have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are
     still there.
 45. If you want to have sex, you always can.
 46. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
 47. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
 48. If you love someone, it's easy for you to tell them.
 49. You can dress yourself.
 50. Your hair is yours to keep.
 51. If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're
     really chic.
 52. Once a month, you have an excuse to be a total bitch.
 53. You don't need a special occasion to hug your dad.
 54. You never have to wonder if you'll offend somone by opening the door for
     them.
 55. When necessary, you can live without sex.
 56. You can always get a ride hitchhiking.
 57. You don't have to pretend to like cigars.
 58. You don't have to pretend you liked cigars before they were cool.
 59. You'll never have to blow 2 months salary on anything.
 60. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them
     naked.
 61. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot.
 62. You don't think that wearing a warm coat in the dead of winter makes you
     look like a wuss.
 63. You're rarely compelled to scream at the TV.
 64. If you wear cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave.
 65. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
 66. You never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
 67. You don't have a scar right under your chin.
 68. You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share
     your feelings.
 69. If you talk to your mom every day, it's normal.
 70. If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty.
 71. Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.
 72. You can quickly end any fight simply by crying.
 73. You can decide not to work once you've had kids.
 74. Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in
     your teeth.
 75. When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing.
 76. Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.
 77. If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.
 78. You have never had a goatee.
 79. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
 80. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
 81. You can fully assess someone just by looking at their shoes.
 82. You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra.
 83. When you wear sweatpants, it isn't obscene.
 84. You know better than to ever use Grecian Formula.
 85. It doesn't take you an hour to go to the bathroom.
 86. You don't have hair on your back.
 87. Your doctor never has to put on a rubber glove.
 88. When you get dumped, you can admit you're depressed.
 89. If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get
     implants.
 90. You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
 91. If you have big ears, no one has to know.
 92. If someone takes your seat in a bar, you don't have to hit them.
 93. It's okay if you can't drive stick.
 94. Ally McBeal.
 95. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.
 96. You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.
 97. You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on
     Jerry Springer.
 98. You've known the joy of making a collage for your BFF.
 99. You bond easily.
 100. When you become President, you'll be the first woman ever.