A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customer's
door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk." He knocked on the door and a
beautiful blond answered it. "Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.

"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is
a good aphrodisiac."

"Really," replied the milkman. "Okay, do you want that pasteurized?"

"No, up to my tits would be fine," she said.