Top 25 reasons why sex is better than golf:

1)  No green fees
2)  You need only two balls
3)  You have as many mulligans as you need
4)  It takes less than four hours
5)  You don't need bug spray (Well, most of the time)
6)  Spikes are optional
7)  You'll have fewer people waiting behind you
8)  You need only one club
9)  It doesn't matter if it rains
10) You want to be in the rough
11) Screaming is encouraged
12) You control the tee time
13) There are no handicaps
14) You won't lose a bet (Well, most of the time)
15) You won't have to tip a caddie
16) Ball cleaning is more enjoyable
17) The water traps are more rewarding
18) The more strokes the better
19) Swinging is a lot more fun
20) Less profanity is uttered during sex than on the golf course
21) Positioning of the left arm is less awkward during sex
22) You can plan the Masters and the Johnson
23) It's easier to know when to use a woody
24) You're less likely to run into OJ
25) No one will be wearing plaid