WHAT NOT TO SAY THE NEXT TIME YOU GET STOPPED...

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap
and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed
out of control.

Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?