Washington Post - Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with a terribly inappropriate gift idea. 4th runner up: Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm 3rd runner up: A Pee Wee Herman pull toy 2nd runner up: The Duncan Yo - Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties 1st runner up: 5,200 pick up - a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game Winner: The "Learn about puberty chia pet" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Honorable mentions: Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches. The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootor Doggie dentist - Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch. Cuisin-Art - Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool. Water retention Wanda - Teaches kids the principles of the calendar. Advanced play medical kit - includes colonoscope and speculum. Chocolate covered lead soldiers Bungeroo - kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms Islamic strip poker - lose a hand, lose a hand.