Father : A banker provided by nature. Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us... except that he got caught. Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Adult : A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Middle age : When a man starts switching off the bedroom lights early, not for romantic, but for economic reasons. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Etc. : A sign used to make others believe that you know more than what you really do. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.