How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

 2 people  - preliminary discussion on concept of change

 1 person  - devise and write formal bulb architecture

 2 people  - feasibility study and timetable of events

 4 people  - cost justification study and proposal presentation

 3 people  - Method/1 data entry and control

 2 people  - produce four utilities to reduce screw-in time
	     (in addition to the electric utility)

 1 person  - maintain ISO, CCITT, and EIA standards
	     (sockets, voltage, AC/DC, FCC/RF interference)

 4 people  - commonality task force on bulb change

 15 people - change bulb

 5 people  - perform bulb functional test

 2 people  - perform bulb load test

 3 people  - perform bulb regression test

 1 person  - perform bulb performance analysis
	     (including statistical data, graphs)

 1 person  - perform bulb bottleneck analysis

 1 person  - follow-up study (bulb merge feasibility)

 1 person  - interface with Utilities Commission

 1 person  - interface with users (Did they want incandescent when
	     we only supply non-tunable fluorescents?)

 5 people  - perform BOSE (Build Other Socket Enhancement)
             compatibility/architecture study

 3 people  - ensure form (round/square, clear/frosted) follows function
	     (wattage, 120/240 volt, visible/ultraviolet, flashing, flood/spot)

 3 people  - implement temporary alternative bulb socket for already (?)
	     existing, successful, and profitable socket (bulb-in-one)

 10 people - determine how to perform bulb change product split
              (control: switches, dimmers; versus implementation:
              screw-in torque, recover strategies)

 1 person  - interface with Utilities Commission QA group

 1 person  - submit to BDC (Bulb Distribution Center)

 1 person  - set up BPR (Bulb Problem Reports) system

 10 people - answer customer BPRs

 11 people - form football team to challenge bulb changers

 1 person  - write press release