NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA

 Afro-American Speak     -- Ebonics ("Ebony" + "Phonics")

 Irish-American Speak    -- Leprechaunics

 Native-American Speak   -- Kimosabics

 Italo-American Speak    -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)

 Chinese-American Speak  -- Won-tonics

 Japanese-American Speak -- Mama-san-ics

 Polish-American Speak   -- Kielbasanics

 Jewish-American Speak   -- Zionics

 Russian-American Speak  -- Rasputonics

 Spanish-American Speak  -- Flan-ics

 Scottish-American Speak -- Tartan-ics

 Eskimo-American Speak   -- Harpoonics

 German-American Speak   -- Autobaunics (or Teutonics)

 French-American Speak   -- Cornichonics (or Escargonics)

 Oakland-School-Board Speak -- Moronics