Q: Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?
 A: The woman, of course.  Look at it this way, When your ear itches and you
    put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, what feels better, your
    finger or your ear?
 
 Q: What is the difference between a computer and a woman?
 A: A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy. 
 
 Q: What do toys and women's breasts have in common?
 A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
 
 Q: What do female snails say during sex? 
 A: Faster!  Faster!
 
 Q: What are the three words a housewife never wants to hear when making love? 
 A: Honey, I'm home!
 
 Q: What's the connection between a soy bean and a vibrator? 
 A: Both are meat substitutes.
 
 Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
 A: What are you shaking for?  I'm the one she's going to eat! 
 
 Q: What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are
    crazy for it?
 A: Money!!!
 
 Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
 A: A rooster says "Cock a doddle do" and a prostitute says "Any cock will do!"
 
 Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? 
 A: It's not hard.