Overheard at the White House Super Bowl XXXII party:
 "For the last time, Bill, it's not pronounced Triple-X. Aye? Aye?"

 President Clinton has vehemently denied that he told former intern Monica
 Lewinsky to lie.
 "What I actually said," claims the President, "was to lie down."

 Today's headline read: "Clinton Probe Expands"
 It turned out to be a direct quote attributed to Monica Lewinsky.

 Monica Lewinsky entered the White House to see Clinton's personal secretary.
 Hey, if that's what he wants to call it... Also he usually calls 'it' his
 Chief of Staff.

 Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex.
 Bill Clinton worries about getting sex from aides.

 Monica Lewinsky told Bill Clinton in the Oval Office that the ceiling needs to
 be painted.

 In a surprise interview, Monica was asked about the details of her late night
 meetings with the President...
 "I can't remember the details," she said, "but I know the answer is on the tip
 of my tongue!"

 Seen on an Arkansas Car Bumper:
 "Honk if you haven't had sex with Bill Clinton."

 Q: Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study?
 A: He wants to show them his executive branch.

 Q: Who is the only woman in the White House not sleeping with Clinton?
 A: Hillary.

 Q: What are the job requirements for secretaries at the White House?
 A: They have to know the President's zip code.

 Q: Why did Monica always drink with a straw while she was an intern?
 A: Practice.

 Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
 A: To keep his ankles warm.

 Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky in the White House after hours?
 A: Clinton was showing her the proper way to take "dic"tation.