THE JOY OF COFFEE

Caffiene is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake up in green pastures;
it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz;
it leadeth me in the paths of conciousness for its name sake.

Yes, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear
no Equal.

For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar - they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me, in the presence of Jaun Valdez.
Thou anointest my day with pep;
My mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life;
and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever.