A blond, a brunette, and a red head all tried out for the same job as road
 stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever
 painted the most would get the job.

 At the end of the first day the red head had painted 3 miles, the brunette had
 painted 2.5 miles, and the blond had painted 10 miles. The boss was so excited
 he told her to keep it up and the job was hers.

 The next day the red head painted 5 miles, the brunette 5.6 miles, and the
 blond 4 miles. He told her not to worry because she still had a good lead.

 On the third day the red head had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles, and
 the blond only one mile.

 The boss was so disappointed he asked the blonde, "What went wrong? You were
 doing so good."

 She said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."