Emote-Asses!

     (_!_)      a regular ass
     
     (__!__)    a fat ass
     
     (!)        a tight ass
     
     (_._)      a flat ass
     
     (_*_)      a sore ass
     
     (_@_)      an ass on the toilet
     
     (_$_)      a rich ass
     
     (_c_)      a cheap ass
     
     (_#_)      a hairy ass
     
     (_?_)      a stupid ass
     
     (_!__)     a lop-sided ass
     
     {_!_}      a swishy ass
     
     (_o_)      an ass that's been around
     
     (_O_)      an ass that's been around even more
     
     (_x_)      kiss my ass
     
     (_U_)      lick my ass
     
     (_X_)      leave my ass alone
     
     (_zzz_)    a tired ass
     
     (_o^o_)    a wise ass
     
     (_13_)     an unlucky ass
     
     (_7_)      a lucky ass
     
     (___)      no ass at all