Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between
them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"

The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sappling.
The tall tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash
I have ever put my pecker in."